I think I’ve been watching too much Bravo TV. Last night, I had a dream that Heidi Klum and Jaclyn Smith came to my office and, with the help of my CEO and COO, very nearly eliminated me from my job. Luckily, my co-worker got eliminated instead of me, but the previews for next week didn’t look good for me. It doesn’t help that there is quite a bit of turmoil in the office right now but seriously, I may need to scale back on the Bravo reality shows. Have I hit rock-bottom?9 hours ago
This is my life now.
Ginger ten Bensel’s I Love Nebraska. This “music video” could not be any worse for the Nebraska stereotype… but it’s too good (awful) to not share.1 day ago
dazzlingdelta:drunkbrunch:citygrits:
Ok - misleading headline there. The iced-coffee is only $2 to those who can show a receipt for coffee bought earlier, the same day.
WHAT A TEASE!!
1 day agoOh. No.
I just called to switch our water bill to my name, and she told me that in the interim of the switch they are turning our water off. Uh I beg ya? You’re gonna what?
And the worst part is she said they’re so booked that they can’t come turn it on until MONDAY.
MONDAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
IT’S TUESDAY!!
This is NOT GOOD.
“You can turn it on yourself at your own risk” she said.
You bet I will! Wish me luck.
2 days ago
These smiles make my day. I adore the little people in my life. They make all worries and fears and stresses disappear.
Here are a few of my cousins — during our family vacation to South Carolina a couple summers ago. I like that when you say “everybody smile” to kids they take you this seriously.2 days ago
This makes me SO excited to go back to Nebraska and see my family on Thursday! It’s been 8 LONG months since I’ve been back. And man, that was a great vacation.
One last one of my mom and sister. I’ll give it a rest now.2 days ago