This is my life now.

2009

December
November 3
October 12
September 13
August 49
July 75
June 88
May 100
April 141
March 74
February 22
January 26

2008

December
November 24
October 12
September 22
August 48
July 17
June 37
May 33
April 38
March 96
February 75
January 43

2007

December 4
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
Please redirect all of your questions regarding my sibling...
Oct 1st
Quad Venti Non-Fat Vanilla Latte. Making massive to-do...
Oct 1st
I feel in over my head, like I need a magic wand to thud against the clock and stop it for a...
Sep 29th

Today's Daily Dose of Boner

Boner: How was Arizona?
Me: Great man, thanks. How was your weekend?
Boner: Awesome. I got my oar locks in.
Me: What's an oral hawk?
Boner: No. OARRRR LOCK. For my inflatable row boat.
Me: Bangin Bone. Congrats!
Boner: Ya. It's perfect because now I can find a girlfriend.
Me: All that was missin was those darn oar locks huh?
Boner: Yep. Now I can romance her right.
Me: Lucky gal Bone.
Sep 22nd

This is a snapshot of laziness...

Will someone please tell me how I can get a tumblr app on my BlackBerry so I don’t have to...
Sep 22nd

We have a cook named Boner. He has one...

Boner: I had a dream about you last night Kelsey.
Me: Please tell me we were at work and you were cooking and I was working.
Boner: Nope.
Me: Oh Lord.
Boner: You came walking up to me, and you were looking sooooo spiffy.
Me: Spiffy?
Boner: Yeah. You had your hair in the most perfect set of pigtails.
Me: Sick!
Boner: I couldn't stop looking at your pigtails and thinking ohhhhh Kelsey.
Me: We're done here.
Sep 16th

Brace yourselves for what I am about to...

alexbrooke35: SHE’S ALIVE. THE CRAZY FISH IS ALIVE. Two hours after discovering her lying dead at...
Sep 16th
“You are not going to believe what I am about to tell you. ...”
— A text I just got from Alex!! ...
Sep 15th
Princess, introduced here on tumblr for the first time. We...
Sep 15th

I suffered a great loss today.

alexbrooke35: My fish of two years took a knee.  No signs of depression, no warning at all.  After...
Sep 15th
“Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it...”
— SATC (via iamblessed) ...
Sep 12th
There is no place like Nebraska. Here I sit on a Friday...
Sep 12th
For some reason, I’m sad to ship this little lady...
Sep 4th
Which of the bold faced lies will we use I hope that you’re happy, you really deserve it ...
Sep 3rd
Hmmmm it seems someone got into the malibu and left herself...
Sep 2nd