Genius…
sarazucker: it may look like glass, but...
May 29th
The Driver's Seat
I’m lovin me some peterwknox today. peterwknox: At 23 I may not be or feel “mature” but...
May 27th
“We probably do move back in with parents after college more...”
— Dan on the 60 Minutes...
— Dan on the 60 Minutes...
May 27th
Obama Facts
peterwknox: • Obama watches SportsCenter nearly every day. • Obama says he has “gotten pretty...
May 27th
I have some serious theories on the...
They are as follows: 1. It’s Not Real - The reality of the situation has not yet sunk in,...
May 16th
Thanks Jess! This does actually really make me smile. With...
May 16th
Lord Help Me.
Did I really just post Jessica Simpson? I’m emotionally frail and apologize for any other...
May 15th
Watch
I need to believe in every. single. word. of this song.
May 15th
“Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right,...”
— Rainer Maria Rilke (via...
— Rainer Maria Rilke (via...
May 15th
When Life Hands You Lemons...
…..Apply for the Peace Corps. Yep, today I woke up and applied for the Peace Corps.
May 15th
“A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.”
May 15th
“I spent my entire life learning to feel less. Everyday I...”
— Jonathon Safran Foer,...
— Jonathon Safran Foer,...
May 15th
“But each days ends and every day is a new chance and...”
— (via lovepuppy)
— (via lovepuppy)
May 15th
misquotes.tumblr.com
May 14th
Watch
This got me today.
katyperryblog:
I needed extra concentrated La Mer tonight after this flick…....
May 14th
Rev Run's Daily Words of Wisdom
Good morning. You are a sales person and the person up for sale is you. You are a brand! Become a...
May 13th
“You’re an amazing person, and you’re acting like...”
— My loving Father.
— My loving Father.
May 12th
fiesta private island.
kristywilke: don’t you think my life would be just a little bit better if i had this? it’s the...
May 9th
I just had four big brother memories...
1. When we had to do dishes after dinner (pre-dishwasher days), he used to dunk my head into the...
May 8th
This single handedly (hahaha I didn’t even mean to do...
May 8th
Context
Oh Dupree, if only you were real. We would for sure hang out.Dupree: [during his job interview] I'm a people person, very personable. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?
Interviewer: We work.
Dupree: Really? The guy discovered the new world. I'm afraid to even ask about Victory Over Japan Day.
May 8th
I will mail you a Polaroid of anything in New...
May 8th
“I went to the doctor today and he stuck his finger up my...”
— I just overheard a man say...
— I just overheard a man say...
May 8th
10-year-old gives birth in Idaho
May 8th
urban dictionary
This went ahead and cracked me right up. kristywilke: yesterday there was a little tumblr...
May 7th
Oh and I’ve decided that an alarming percentage of the population has no idea how to spell...
May 6th
Mad Props Mom and Dad.
May 6th
I have quite a few pretty little pieces I could post on this...
May 6th
Business As Usual
Alex: I am constantly confused by all of these crazy business terms I hear....Like proprietary, what is that?Me: You're asking the wrong girl
Alex: And people are always asking me 'what are the margins?' I don't even know what that means.
Me: I know, like what are the margins???
Alex: Exactly, and they all look at the big picture. I look at the clock.
Me: I know it's amazing to me that people can look at figures and project down the line.
Alex: I don't even know what figures you're referring to.
May 6th
5 things i've been wondering as of late...
This made me laugh… kristywilke: 5 things I’ve been wondering as of late… 4) I...
May 6th
May 6th
Today is my first official day as a 24 year old. I gotta say, it feels good. When I turned 23, I...
May 6th
Happy 24th Birthday self….Let Cinco de Kelsey Begin
May 5th