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  • Golfer: Do you smoke?
  • Me: Me? Oh, no.
  • Golfer: (Disappointed look) Oh.
  • Me: Well, I mean I've tried it, let's be honest with each other. But it made me feel all funny and crazy like my arms fell off. Haven't really touched it since.
  • Golfer: (Strange look). Oh.
  • ---awkward silence---
  • Golfer: Well, do you guys sell them? Like can I just buy a pack?
  • Me: A pack? OH! Cigarettes?! Of course cigarettes. Uh. Um. (Awkward blushing). Yes of course, six dollars please.